Baltic Auto

Jokes

Truck drivers in the winter in the cold change a wheel on a trailer and swearing out loud:
- Pancake! Mom told me - and learn, my son, to the gynecologist, there will always be money in your pocket and your hands warm!
— I have a flat tire. What to do?

— What exactly?

— No, not really. Only the bottom!
Do not forget about brakes.
A husband teaches a baba to lead a machine:
- If you see green light that go, if red - stand, but if will see, that I become pale, at once press on brakes!